• evilnerdproductions:

    “You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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    “You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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    “Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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    “You shouldn’t wear that-“

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    “You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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  • 17000dollarballpit:

    Dentist: do you smoke?
    Me: why you Tryna light up?

    (Source: okdoufingerurself)

  • eldritch-abomination:

    drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

    enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

  • iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    Like if youre horny and want to destroy america

    (Source: flip5600)


  • a-c-n-e:

    reccord:

    amy winehouse // valerie

    This makes me so happy
  • necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

    VIDEO GAMES ARE HAPPENING FASTER THAN I CAN MAKE MONEY

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  • kyleswann:

    matching icons for u and the bae


    gang0fwolves:

    Bill Hicks

    that would be omi9set

    (Source: real-hiphophead)

  • beauxbatons:

    when im dead sext me through a ouija board

  • bandsandcatbug:

    I’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock

  • Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives. How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

    (Source: keepmywhiskeyneat)


    thechristinastory:

    That is the best reaction ever.

    (Source: spookyteddybear)

    just-a-boring-url:

sqwheres:

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

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